Well, let's call this "beating a former prezzy's package": After rifling through a mere 17,481 pages of Sen. Hillary Clinton's schedule as first lady (newly released by the National Archives), ABC News broke the case of where Big Hill was while Bill got a knobber in a White House bathroom. Take a deep breath, people.
Hillary Clinton spent the night in the White House on the day her husband had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky, and may have actually been in the White House when it happened...
Oh for goodness sakes, everyone. We've got bigger fish (Spitzer! McGreevey's former three-way pal!) to fry.
[Originally posted at playgirl.com/blog]