Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Open Playgirl Casting Call to Eliot Spitzer

NYMag cover-spitzerDear Eliot,

It's not fair. We've been watching you; and we've seen how you've been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and Republicans. We've stood by as your call-girl was offered $1 million by Hustler to show the world what she's already been showing the world for a whole lot less.

We think you've had a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week. But we've been thinking.

Your political career is sadly over; and you owe a lot of money to a lot of people. Hell, you may land in jail before too long. So consider this letter a brief note of urgency.

How about making some loot back, by showing us what you saved for such a select few? How about strutting your sexuality, and defending your right to get down for the magazine and Playgirl.com? Couldn't you use a little rent money right about now? Seriously—get in touch with us. We're ready to make you a very attractive offer. Someone get Spitzer on the line: Playgirl needs him naked, now.

[Originally posted at playgirl.com/blog]

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow you're an idiot. Just like how when a conservative or a republican do the same them democrats crucify them in the media? Sometimes for even far lesser offenses? No wonder Playgirl has gone down the fucking drain. I thought for about a split second about getting a subscription but since they hire morons like you I've decided against it. Let's just preach on about how buying whores behind your wives back really isn't such a big deal! And he's horribly nasty and ugly... I don't wanna see that shit!