Move over, Paris Hilton: There's a new [vintage] blonde bombshell in town who is way, way, way hotter than you.
Possibly unbeknownst to her, Marilyn Monroe starred in a short film during which she performed fellatio on some super-lucky dude (whose face is conveniently out-of-view), the New York Post reported.
A top collector in New York told the paper he bought the 15-minute, 16-mm footage, which is still classified by the FBI, for $1.5 million.
The film, which is speculated to have been shot in the 1950s, surfaced in the 1960s. Then-FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover had his agents try for two weeks to prove Monroe's sex partner was John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, according to declassified agency documents and interviews.